A motorcycle coilover shock, printed at full size — fifteen inches, silver body, gold reservoir, a coil spring around the lower half. Touch the body and the spring glows neon yellow; the reservoir puts a spot of white light on the desk under it. For the rider who says he doesn’t need anything — or for your own desk.

Printed in PLA, not machined: about a pound and a half, no logos, and up close you can see the layer lines. No invoice or price in the box.

Rechargeable: USB-C, the cable in the box. No outlet, no batteries to buy.

Thirty-night money-back guarantee. Free, tracked shipping.